Locations available:
Lyons, CO
Wellsville UT
New Port Richey, FL
Defuniak Springs, FL
Middleburg, FL
Forget the apps and the "human" drivers—at The Cowabunga Camp, we’ve upgraded our delivery tech to four hooves and a lot of heart. Introducing Donkey Dash, the farm’s premier (and only) door-to-door cabana delivery service!
When you book our delivery service, your "Dasher" won't be pulling up in a sedan. Instead, you’ll hear the pitter-patter of hooves as our resident bellhop trots right up to your cabana.
Why use Donkey Dash?
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A "Hee-Haw" High-End Experience: Our Dashers don’t just show up; they arrive in style. Every delivery donkey is dressed to the nines in bohemian floral wreaths, retro-serapes, or festive gear—making it the ultimate "Instagrammable" interruption.
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The "Ass-is-tant" You Didn’t Know You Needed: Forget a brown paper bag. Your treats arrive tucked into adorable, vintage-style wicker saddle packs
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The Ultimate Photo-Op: Unlike your regular delivery driver, we actually want you to stop our Dasher for a selfie. Our delivery service comes with a built-in cuddle session and the best "ear-to-ear" grin.
Stubbornly Delicious (The Goods):
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Our Dashers are committed to getting your snacks to you while you’re at peak relaxation. Every delivery comes fully loaded with:
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Artisan "Haystack" Popcorn: A variety of gourmet flavors (like Salted Caramel, Classic Movie Butter, or Savory Cheddar) to keep your herd happy.
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The "Sweet & Salty" Paddock Pack: A curated mix of snacks, including chocolate-covered pretzels, artisanal nuts, and nostalgic farm-stand treats.
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Chilly "Kick-Back" Beverages: A selection of retro glass-bottle sodas, served ice-cold for that vintage farm feeling.
The Donkey Dash Delivery Tiers
$80- The Lil’ Burro Bundle (Serves 3): A light load for a small herd.
$100- The Hee-Haw Hollywood Pack (Serves 6): The mid-sized "mule-pack" for a full sectional
$140- The Full Jackass (Serves 12): Our maximum capacity delivery—perfect for the whole pasture!
Don’t lift a finger (or a hoof)! Just sit back in your retro cabana, soak in the vibe, and wait for the Donkey Dash to bring the bites to you.
