Locations available:
New Port Richey, FL
Middleburg, FL
Move over, delivery scooters. The alpacas are taking over the pie game! Why settle for a delivery driver in a hatchback when you can have one with a neck-back? Introducing Al-Pack-A Pizza, the most sophisticated (and softest) way to get a slice delivered straight to your cabana.
Whether you're lounging in your retro-boho sanctuary or taking a dip in the Splash Cabana, our long-necked legends are ready to serve as your personal crust-carrying connoisseurs.
Why Order Al-Pack-A Pizza?
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A High-Fashion Delivery: Our alpacas don't do "casual." Your delivery server will arrive dressed to the nines—either draped in vibrant bohemian flower leis and crowns or rocking a dapper tuxedo (because pizza is a black-tie affair in this pasture).
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The Paca-asso Pizza Party: Every delivery comes with official Pizza Chef Hats for your whole herd and a set of markers! You can decorate your hats and even color the pizza boxes while your "paca" waits for a photo.
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The Neck Level Service: Forget the doorbell; you’ll be greeted by a fuzzy face and a permanent grin. Our alpacas carry your feast in custom "Pizza Panniers" designed to keep your pies level and your "paca" photos perfect.
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No Tips, Just scratches: Our drivers don't care about a 20% gratuity—they’d much rather have a neck scratch and a selfie. It’s the only delivery service where the driver is actually encouraged to hang out for a cuddle.
The Paca-Package Goods:
Every delivery is freshly prepared and "paca-ed" with care:
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The Pizzas: Hot, cheesy, and delicious specialty pizzas.
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The Cans: Your choice of chilled canned sodas to wash down that pasture-side feast.
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The Experience: A built-in 10-minute "meet and greet" with your server for the ultimate farm-chic photo op.
The Al-Pack-A Pizza Delivery Tiers
$80 - The Light Pack: (Serves 3) A light load.
$100 - The Full Pack: (Serves 6) A standard delivery.
$140 - The Mega Pack: (Serves 12) Maximum capacity.
We want everyone to enjoy their experience! We’re happy to accommodate dietary restrictions, allergies, and special food requests whenever possible. Some accommodations may require an additional charge based on ingredient or preparation costs. If applicable, any upcharges will be invoiced separately after your reservation is confirmed.
