Al-Pack-A Pizza: Cabana Side Pizza Delivery
Locations available:
New Port Richey, FL
Move over, delivery scooters. The alpacas are taking over the pie game! Why settle for a delivery driver in a hatchback when you can have one with a neck-back? Introducing Al-Pack-A Pizza, the most sophisticated (and softest) way to get a slice delivered straight to your cabana.
Whether you're lounging in your retro-boho sanctuary or taking a dip in the Splash Cabana, our long-necked legends are ready to serve as your personal crust-carrying connoisseurs.
Why Order Al-Pack-A Pizza?
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A High-Fashion Delivery: Our alpacas don't do "casual." Your delivery server will arrive dressed to the nines—either draped in vibrant bohemian flower leis and crowns or rocking a dapper tuxedo (because pizza is a black-tie affair in this pasture).
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The Paca-asso Pizza Party: Every delivery comes with official Pizza Chef Hats for your whole herd and a set of markers! You can decorate your hats and even color the pizza boxes while your "paca" waits for a photo.
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The Neck Level Service: Forget the doorbell; you’ll be greeted by a fuzzy face and a permanent grin. Our alpacas carry your feast in custom "Pizza Panniers" designed to keep your pies level and your "paca" photos perfect.
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No Tips, Just scratches: Our drivers don't care about a 20% gratuity—they’d much rather have a neck scratch and a selfie. It’s the only delivery service where the driver is actually encouraged to hang out for a cuddle.
The Paca-Package Goods:
Every delivery is freshly prepared and "paca-ed" with care:
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The Pizzas: Hot, cheesy, and delicious specialty pizzas.
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The Cans: Your choice of chilled canned sodas to wash down that pasture-side feast.
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The Experience: A built-in 10-minute "meet and greet" with your server for the ultimate farm-chic photo op.
The Al-Pack-A Pizza Delivery Tiers
$80 - The Light Pack: (Serves 3) A light load.
$100 - The Full Pack: (Serves 6) A standard delivery.
$140 - The Mega Pack: (Serves 12) Maximum capacity.